In other news, Johnson is a five-year-old.

This is actually based on true events, because my mom actually worked for a while with a man named McWeenie. And he was in the Army. We made many-a-Major joke about it.

Have you been keeping up on TUMBLR? There are some fun new posts on there.

And in non-Johnson & Sir-related news, VALIDATION has been getting some new awesome fans lately. Have you seen it?

Stay tuned over at FACEBOOK and TUMBLR for more updates and shenanigans. Until next week, that is!